5.06.2011

Belleza 101

Public's reaction to Princess Beatrice's royal wedding attire:

Frankly, I don’t think her hat was that bad. The problem with homegirl’s look is that she was doing too much.  This is why you pair smokey-eyes with nude lipstick; a black dress with bright shoes or; red lipstick with simple eye makeup. 

Beatricita, here, is paying an homage to Oprah on her forehead; sporting raccoon eyes and; donning a coat with a fancy neckline - a clear no-no according to the one-statement-at-a-time principle. It’s not called a “cacophony piece” for a reason.

Well, there is always Harry’s wedding to get it right, mijita.

2 comments:

  1. I just wanted to let you know... I was laughing so hard at this post that I nearly peed my pants... that picture of the scared dog is hilarious!! In my personal opinion, I actually didn't thing Bea looked that bad... she looked way better than her sister!! :)

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  2. Thanks, T! Tryin to make you bitches laugh.

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