I am not a big fan of Lady Gaga but this picture of her took me down memory lane:
You see when I was young and stupid, I thought platforms were the shiz. I had like 5 pairs of the shoes pictured below. (You needed 5 pairs because the straps often broke when you took a tumble.)
Well that all ended one summer when I went on vacay with my familia and took a pretty harsh fall in front of my father. Even though my big toe was pretty badly hurt, my ass would have gotten right back up on those platforms. But my dad was having none of it. He took my precious platforms out of my hands and when we got up to the hotel room, he threw them out the window into the hotel pool below. He then looked at me and said - ya déjate the pendejadas! And so I did.
Ah, if only Lady Gaga had a dad like mine - we would all be safe from her fuckery.
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